The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you can pull out your tin of Vegetable Candy. These striped hard candies come in three flavors that sound good for you, but aren’t: green bean, carrot and corn. Comes in a beautifully illustrated..

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We think everyone will know at least one couple that this is perfect for. It’s a 6-1/4" (15.9 cm) tall polystone cake topper on a plastic base that replaces the heads of the traditional bride and groom with a unicorn and a horse. Illustrated box.

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This 2" (5.1 cm) long ceramic nose pencil sharpener looks like it fell right off some Roman bust. Classy and practical. Illustrated acetate box.

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Llamas are one of the cutest pack animals in the world. That means this pair of 4" (10.2 cm) tall ceramic Llama Salt and Pepper Shakers are the perfect carriers for your spices. Just don’t irritate them, llamas spit when they’re irritated. Illustrated box.

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Dear Leader famously said, “One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets.” That inspired us to make fun of him by making bullet-shaped candy with a Dear Leader centaur on the front. Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/8" x 5/8" (8.3 cm x 5.4 cm x 1.6 cm) tin contains 1.2 oz. (34 g)..

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There’s nothing better than having a big hairy monster to watch over your luggage. This 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) tall puffy vinyl Bigfoot Luggage Tag is as distinctive as it is large-footed. It even has a tag on the back to write in your personal information. Illustrated acetate box.

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Some people find old dolls delightful, but the rest of us think they’re a bit creepy. These ceramic salt and pepper shakers are tiny 3" (7.6 cm) tall creepy doll heads with holes on top to dispense spices. We just hope they don’t come to life and season your food at night while you&..

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Wasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mistake you only make once. Wasabi Candy has the familiar, distinct horseradish taste and heat of our favorite Japanese condiment. These green and white striped hard candies come in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm)..

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Everybody loves gravy and everybody loves candy; that means Gravy Candy has to be an instant hit! With the look of old-fashioned candy and the taste of herb-infused gravy, these are sure to be the hit of your candy bowl. You’ll get a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin wit..

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Sugar skulls, or calaveras de azúcar in Spanish, are decorations used to adorn altars during Day of the Dead celebrations. This Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot looks just like a giant sugar skull, but instead of eating it, you fill it with up to 20 oz. (591 mL) of your favorite tea. Make ev..

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