Turkey Day


Turkey Day from Jillian Suleski on Vimeo.

One of our customers created this amazing Thanksgiving video for us. It may be the single best use of an Inflatable Turkey ever!

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Super Awesome Show – Halloween Edition!


David and Shana visit our Seattle store and show off some of our Halloween products!

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Introduction to Accoutrements – The Videos


We were looking for a way to help introduce our line to customers and decided to do a video! Together, these videos are a little over a half hour, but they cover over 100 products, so we promise it will be worth your time.

The first video is an introduction to our customer service staff and our hottest sellers:

The second video covers some of our popular themes:

The third video covers candy and gives a bit of a peek into our Seattle retail store:

The last video covers some of the promotional work we do to sell our products:

Hope you enjoyed them!

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The Right to Bear Tentacles


Our customer Inland Octopus is in a fight with the city of Walla Walla over whether they can keep their mural. We stand behind the first amendment right to weird expression. In fact, according to this article, they are trying to push it all the way to the Supreme Court.

They have been buying large quantities of our Finger Tentacles so their customers can use them as a sign of protest against this unfair oppression.

Fight on purple octopus, fight on.

Picture by Ken Hayes

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Horseman and Chicken Boy


It sure looks like the folks at Merch Bot in Bellingham, Washington are having a blast in this video trailer they made. We’d watch that movie!

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Candy Selling Tips From Big Top Candy Shop


Professional Candy Buyers magazine’s newest issue features an interview with our best candy customer, Brandon Hodge from Big Top Candy Shop in Austin, TX. We have to recommend the article because we were mentioned (blush), but we also think you should read it for some great insights into how to sell candy. First, our mention:

PCB: What’s new? What’s unique?

Hodge: Accoutrements just revealed a whole new candy line in their ’tin mints’ selections, and since mustaches are all the rage, their mustache tins have been flying off the shelves, along with some of their unusual offerings like pickle-flavored candies and corndog-flavored toothpicks. The bacon-flavored jellybeans are a huge hit, as are the baseball gum tins, with gumballs flavored like hot dogs, peanuts, and beer—a day at the ball park in a convenient-to-carry mint tin! Their “cinema gum” tins have popcorn and cola-flavored gumballs, and are also a big hit.

Some other selling tips include:

  • Weird sells and bacon sells! (But, if you’re one of our customers, you already knew that.)
  • The importance of memorable store decor.
  • Variety.
  • The importance of a “secret ingredient” for your shop to set it apart from the big box stores.

Read the rest of the article by clicking here!

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The Crazy Cat Lady: an Appreciation


What comes to mind when you think about crazy cat ladies? Do you picture reclusive, stinky pet hoarders recklessly violating municipal codes and eventually becoming the stuff of neighborhood legend? While people like that do exist, there’s a new crazy cat lady (and gentleman!) in town. In recent years the term has been embraced as a cultural meme. Cat lovers have proudly adopted the term Crazy Cat Lady and use it to celebrate their love of felines and their otherwise eccentric natures. The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure is wielded as a personal mascot. Instead of unapproachable oddballs, today’s self-proclaimed crazy cat lady is a proud self-aware feline fanatic.

There is an organization called the Crazy Cat Ladies Society that seeks to, “use humor to counter the stereotypes made about people who love cats. By claiming the phrase “crazy cat lady” on our own terms, we take away its power to offend, and have a lot of fun while doing so!”

Crazy cat lady characters have become a regular sight on various television shows. The Simpsons have lived near a crazy cat lady for years. She’s often spotted walking down the street with cats crawling all over her. When approached she mutters incomprehensible screams and hurls cats at people. Her name is Eleanor Abernathy and she’s even got her own Facebook page Futurama has a recurring character who carries a cat with here wherever she goes and refers to anything she doesn’t know the word for a “kajigger”. The cast of Parks And Recreation recently stayed at a bed and breakfast that was run by a harpsichord-playing Crazy Cat Lady.

There are even crazy cat ladies in video games. In the sensationally popular World of Warcraft, there’s a non-player character named Donni Anthania in Elwynn Forest, with the subtext <Crazy Cat Lady>. In typical crazy cat lady fashion, her house and the surrounding area is crawling with cats. She even sells cat pets to players. The Facebook game FarmVille has a series of ribbons (achievements) called Cat Lady which are awarded to players who brush their cats enough times.

Crazy cat ladies have even garnered the attention of some of our most incisive political comedians. Stephen Colbert, the host of The Colbert Report, devotes an entire chapter of his book, I Am America! (And So Can You!), to an essay supposedly written by a Crazy Cat Lady who feels at first that she may have wasted her life, but realizes how full it actually is:

If I had raised a family, who would have raised my cats, my wonderful, wonderful cats? What would have become of Tiger, and Cupcake, and Professor Snugglepuss? Who would put out milk for Princess Sheba, and Dartagnan the Mouseketeer? Who would knit personalized collars for Footloose, Fancy-Free, Mr. Whiskers and Mrs. Chievous-Whiskers (nee Miss Chievous), Ol’ Blacky, Princess Grace Kitty, Queen Neferkiti, Old King Cat, Arsenic, Old Lace, and Adjunct Professor Mimsy? Yes, I’ve had a full life.

So many people either personally know or identify themselves as cat fanatics that The Times Tribune recently held its own Crazy Cat Lady contest inviting people to submit stories about their favorite feline fanatics:

The back of the package for the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure provides a quiz to help determine if you or someone you know might be a crazy cat lady. One customer, Lisa Acho Remorenko had this to say about it:

“After taking the quiz, I realized that I may be a little extreme when it comes to my cats. But I’m proud of that fact. The world needs more cat people.”

So, while some people may feel like the term is an insult, most of your customers will wear it as a teasing badge of honor. We find people see the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure or Crazy Cat Lady Soap and know exactly who they should buy it for as a gift.

Stand Proud, Crazy Cat Ladies, Stand Proud. We’re here for you.

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More Mustache Shenanigans


The folks at Sideshow at the American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore thought that the guy who works the front desk, Nick, looks just like the guy on our Mustache Lollipops package. What do you think?

We think he not only looks like the guy, but he also has an amazing tie!

Thanks for the heads up, Meryl.

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Who Is Cthulhu? – Product Spotlight



You may have seen this monstrous, many-tentacled creature called Cthulhu on a few of our products and wondered what it was and if we had gone crazy. Don’t worry, we’ll give you the inside scoop. Cthulhu is a fictional (obviously!) creature created by writer H.P. Lovecraft in the early part of the 20th century. Cthulhu is a terrifying creature worshipped by his very own (also fictional!) doomsday cult members and his name is pronounced KUH-THOO-LOO.

In addition to being an infamous literary figure now the center of an entire fictional mythology, Cthulhu has become deeply ingrained in geek subculture. He has been the subject of games, songs and various Internet memes such as Hello Cthulhu which pairs the irresistible cuteness of Hello Kitty with the horribly frightening nature of Cthulhu in an ongoing comic series, Lolthulhu which takes the famous phenomenon of  lolcats (funny photos of cats overlaid with humorous text) and runs with it using a concentrated Lovecraftian bent. There are even people who have tried to nominate Cthulhu for president!

There are large groups of people (nerds and geeks) who love Cthulhu and will be shocked and amazed to see that you have something in your store with Cthulhu on it.

Check out our Cthulhu products here

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Mustache Lollipops!


A few of the folks at Accoutrements demonstrate just how much fun our new Mustache Lollipops can be when used correctly!

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