Shana on New Day Northwest


Shana, our one and only High Priestess of Rubber Chickens, recently made an appearance on King 5′s New Day Northwest. On April Fools’ Day, while sporting a massive pair of Man Hands, Shana showed Margaret Larsen and the studio audience a selection of products that make great pranks on a day devoted to mischief.

It’s a delightful demonstration of some of our favorite new items and classic tricks:

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You’re the Star. Yes, you!


It’s just like your parents always told you—you are special. But, if that’s true, where are your paparazzi and clingy fans? It’s time for you to take command of your destiny. This set of five hard vinyl You’re The Star figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve.

This flock of tiny, adoring photographers and autograph seekers will watch you brush your teeth in the morning, wait for you to get home from work and then hang around outside of any event you go to. In fact, occasionally you’ll want to yell at them, but don’t do it. You don’t want to be featured on TMZ.

They’ve only got eyes for you.
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Evening Magazine visits Archie McPhee


Kim Holcomb of King 5′s Evening Magazine paid a visit to the Archie McPhee store on April Fools’ Day where Shana, our one and only High Priestess of Rubber Chickens, hosted a game of “Real or Not” to see if viewers could guess which of our products are real and which are April Fools’ Day pranks.

Watch the video and take the quiz to test your Archie McPhee savvy:

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Return of the horse-headed squirrel


You probably remember these amazing photos of a squirrel using our Horse Head Squirrel Feeder that we first shared a few weeks ago:

The photos were taken by the awesome Jim Zielinski, who just outdid himself by capturing video footage of a squirrel using the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder:

Well done Jim and thank you for sharing! It cracks us up each time we watch it.

More backyard squirrels should be involved in this hilarious action.
Click here to order the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.

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Googly eyes and creepy masks about town


We just did a fun photo shoot with our Googly Eyes Glasses and masks:

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Complete your horsey look with Horse Hooves


There’s nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser.”

Now it’ll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14″ long latex Horse Hooves:

Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a pair of cloppy gloves, they instantly add a dash of centaur to any outfit.

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Eyebombing in Madrid


We’ve shared photos of Eyebombing before, but now we’ve got adorable video footage of a pair of happy young eyebombers in action. Nuria PĂ©rez Paredes filmed her two daughters going around Madrid using Googly Eyes to give urban surfaces and inanimate objects the appearance of being living creatures.

It’s further proof that a pair of googly eyes can come in handy just about anywhere.

Don’t be caught unprepared when you find the perfect eyebombing spot in your own town. Click here to order Emergency Googly Eyes.

[via Laughing Squid]

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Check out that horse-headed squirrel


Last week we introduced the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder and now, thanks to intrepid photographer Jim Zielinski, we’ve got our very first action shots of the feeder in use by a real live squirrel. The squirrel is enjoying a tasty snack while looking utterly ridiculous. It’s perfect:

Don’t let your neighborhood squirrels be left out. Click here to order the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder!

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Introducing the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder


It turns out that the Horse Mask is even funnier when it’s on a squirrel! This hanging vinyl 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask.

Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he’ll be wearing the horse mask. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time! You’ll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard.

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Happy Birthday President Lincoln!


Today, February 12th, 2014, is Abraham Lincoln’s 205th birthday.
Happy birthday Abe! You don’t look a day over 56:

We made this stackable Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set as an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln:

If Honest Abe were here today, we think he’d want to emancipate the flavor in our bland food. And now he can, thanks to a 3″ tall ceramic likeness of his head that you can fill with salt and a 2-1/2″ tall ceramic top hat for pepper.

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(Abraham Lincoln portrait painting by Scott Scheidly and bust by Kazuhiro Tsuji)

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